Bottom Line: Ed Hardy is a dealbreaker. You approach me in a bar wearing an Ed Hardy shirt? You should walk away before you end up wearing my cocktail. If we’re dating and I find Ed Hardy in your closet? I’m suddenly single. Wander into work on casual Friday in an Ed Hardy tee and jeans? I have just lost all respect for you, your chances of promotion are greatly diminished. Even a Crocs wearer can be redeemed, but a person who chooses ed hardy is beyond help.
Together we felled the evil Crocs empire, and I know that if we put our minds to it we can stop Christian Audigier. We must work together to save America’s children from t-shirts adorned with winged skulls and misspellings, or else they will wind up vacationing on Guido Beach.
Having lived in the Mid Atlantic for the last five years, my eyes have been spared the garish, tragically hip designs of Christian Audigier. But on a recent trip to California and Las Vegas, I was absolutely overwhelmed by the number of people bedecked in his ed hardy brand. It seemed that everywhere I went, whether it was a five star restaurant at the Venetian or a hot dog stand at the Santa Monica Pier, tattoo printed, Swarovski crystal covered clothing abounded.Together we felled the evil Crocs empire, and I know that if we put our minds to it we can stop Christian Audigier. We must work together to save America’s children from t-shirts adorned with winged skulls and misspellings, or else they will wind up vacationing on Guido Beach.
My eyes may never forgive me for the sartorial horrors they were subjected to on that vacation.
The overpriced, grown-up equivalent of Hot Topic, ed hardy clothing is the official clothing line of douchebags. Jon Gosselin: Need I say more?
The truly sad thing is that the faux-gothic urban hipsters wearing this trash think that it makes them look like hardcore dudes and edgy chicks. Because I know that when I see Swarovski encrusted roses, mermaids and winged angels; I cower in fear of their awesomeness. And I’m sure my friends at the local biker bar would feel the same way, why don’t you walk over there and ask them while wearing the jacket at left?
Ed Hardy aficionados, like Croc-heads and Vera Bradley owners before them, believe that their clothes are cool and unique and that the rest of us, who don’t think “love kills slowly” are too constrained by our boring sameness to appreciate the brilliance before us. But even Liberace would find the busy prints, neon colors and bedazzling on these items overwhelming.
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