Just say NO to Ed Hardy

It's like Jon Gosselin simultaneously barfed, snotted, vommed and jizzed all over the always-elegant CoCo! ILLEGAL! How did CoCo let this happen? CoCo needs to listen to her body. Those tears on the side are not part of the dress. CoCo's booty of destruction is slowly trying to expel itself of the douchiness covering it. CoCo's ass is making the Hulk and is trying to rip that Ed Hardy shit off!
By the end of the night, CoCo was probably wondering why there was a yeasty puddle beneath her. It was from her camel toe weep weep weeeeeeeeeping. Don't do your body like that anymore, CoCo. Just say NO to ed hardy.
We all the know the ed hardy clothing that every lower-lip-biting, True Religion-jean-wearing, orange fake tan douchebag wears as their Douchebag uniform.
Yes, Jon Gosselin takes his ed hardy Douchebaggery to the max with a long sleeved EH underneath his short sleeve EH.And Hanna Montana's daddy sets the D-List celebrity standard with EH and his signature "hair patch" below his lip.But suddenly, everywhere I turn, Ed Hardy is taking over the effing universe!
Glassware, napkins, and beer coozies!
While buying school supplies at Target, Baby Doll grabbed some Ed Hardy spirals and folders.
At Bed Bath and Beyond, bedding, bath towels, even toilette paper! You can wipe your ass with Ed Hardy?Hell, you can even SMELL like a douchebag, if you weren't naturally that way,And what new mother doesn't want a DoucheBag diaper bag?The last straw of Ed Hardy taking over the universe was yesterday at 7-11:Hand sanitizer? Do you seriously expect me to believe I can cleanse myself of germs with that which DoucheBags are drenched in?
Jesus H. Christ!
Seriously.
Enough is enough! JUST SAY NO!