new Ed Hardy clothes they may have bought recently

They had the choice of a brand new 17″ Macbook Pro with optional matte screen , balls to the wall new 15″ Macbook Pro, first generation Macbook air and low end 2.16 White Macbook. They took off running to their idling black two door sedan (maybe Toyota) with a Macbook Air and a White Macbook. With a get-a-way car waiting out front with New Jersey plates, these ed hardy shirtswearing boyz decided to pay Williamsburg Brooklyn of visit with wire cutters in hand. Even with the Apple laptops locked down with laptop security cable, that didn’t stop them from coming by and choosing the two least expensive display laptops in the store.

There have been many reports in Williamsburg of two guys walking into galleries and other stores doing this same procedure . Hopefully they’ll stop by the Dumbo store soon to purchase the Magsafe adapters and show off any new ed hardy clothes they may have bought recently. Couldn’t they have waited after fashion week.
I know the Tampa Bay Rays are fans of the line, and... well, I'm sure they are just nice young men with terrible taste in shirts. I'll let that go in support of the home team. Go Rays.
But when I saw the news that reality famehooker Jon Gosselin may be designing a line of ed hardy store children's wear with his random new girlfriend who he squired about just weeks after officially splitting with his wife of ten years, it solidified my heebie jeebies. With all the injustice that the Gosselins have done their children, the greatest injustice of all would be putting them in preschool playground jumpers featuring metallic cracked skulls sprouting butterfly wings.